Saturday, 4 February 2012

Welcome to Of Barnacles

This is my introductory post. I guess you may have gathered this by now. And now I'm wondering who this "you" is to whom I speak? I'm sat at my desk typing, what I suppose is now becoming a stream of consciousness and preparing to send it out into the ether of the web. Let's get back to the point. This is an introductory post and I'm here to introduce myself.

I'm quite a tall man. I tend to go by the name of Jacob, or Jake, or anything you like as long as it's not rude. Or if it is rude, it has to be rude in a smutty way. I am a musician and writer. Or at least that's what I tell myself. If you're of the tweet-minded disposition, you can follow me on the twittersphere @jacobcordingley. I also write haikus on Facebook. In relation to Facebook, I will only usually accept follow requests if I don't know you.

More will probably follow. I can only assume this will be bits of writing; short stories, flash-fiction, possibly song-lyrics, and extracts from my novel. I know. I get it. You're all very bored right now. You really want to leave. That's okay. It was a boring post. You can go now. Go. It's okay. Bye then...